Tuesday, October 27, 2009

An IM Exchange About How the UK is Dumb

E: I’ll get us started—heavy money

queen

extra vowels

bird crossings

H: Voted for fascists after living through WWII

E: GCSEs

H: Not teaching history as mandatory

E: Putting your birthday on your resume,

The amount of sugar consumed

Driving on the left!

The television shows

News anchors who read the headlines from the newspaper

Not blending foundation on the jaw line

Wearing really small skirts even though it's always raining

H: No dryers even though it's always raining

E: No dryers, period

Saying full stop instead of period

Putting punctuation outside quotation marks

Calling jello jelly

H: And jelly jam

Not stocking twizzlers

E: Calling men see-you-next-tuesday

Calling women cows

H: TV licenses! That's a whole area. Ooh, my head hurts

E: I think we've come up with quite a bit for today

H: Indeed

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