E: I’ll get us started—heavy money
queen
extra vowels
bird crossings
H: Voted for fascists after living through WWII
E: GCSEs
H: Not teaching history as mandatory
E: Putting your birthday on your resume,
The amount of sugar consumed
Driving on the left!
The television shows
News anchors who read the headlines from the newspaper
Not blending foundation on the jaw line
Wearing really small skirts even though it's always raining
H: No dryers even though it's always raining
E: No dryers, period
Saying full stop instead of period
Putting punctuation outside quotation marks
Calling jello jelly
H: And jelly jam
Not stocking twizzlers
E: Calling men see-you-next-tuesday
Calling women cows
H: TV licenses! That's a whole area. Ooh, my head hurts
E: I think we've come up with quite a bit for today
H: Indeed
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